A Bat Cry For Help
June 2009
Hey Batfans!
Are you all on vay-cay, or what? it's not like we're complaining, but dang! We need more people at our show at Natasha's Bistro and Bar at 8:00 on Friday! Plenty of good, if not great, seats remain. This is highly unusual. What up?
We just want to make sure you're all okay, and not lost at sea on some carnival cruise from hell. (Have you been reading Rex Morgan, M.D., lately? Scary!) Or "hiking the Appalachian Trail" (but really in Argentina with your
paramour). Or still recovering from Bonaroo (Really, now, you're too old for that sh#t. Get Real!)
Come join us, or at least send a proxy. We can't bear the thought of empty seats and low level laughter, when we're used to a packed house and big fat yuks.
Rest assured, not matter how many of you show up, we'll deliver our usual raucous show, rocking like the devil and harmonizing like Charlie's angels with a few more pounds, less hair, and no polyester pantsuits. That's just the way we roll, Y'all.
Be there or be a pooh. Reservations at (859) 259-2754.
And don't forget about our worldwide radio debut on The Woodsongs Old Time Radio Hour, Monday, July 6. You must be seated at The Kentucky Theater in downtown Lexington by 6:45 and plan to stay until 8:15; tickets are $10; call the Reservation Hotline at 859-252-8888 for yours. Plenty more info at www.woodsongs.com.
If Barbie were a BAT, would her boobs be hanging at around knee level by now? Damn right they would!
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