Ask The Bats: From time to time, we like to provide audience members with the opportunity to learn more about their favorite Rock 'n Roll cabaret act. Here are a few of our favorite "Ask The Bats' questions. (If you're looking for answers, you must be present at one of our performances.)   

  • HOW COME YOU ALL ARE SO FRIGGIN’ GOOD LOOKING?

  • Why do you keep those hunks in the back rather than in the spotlight occasionally?

  • Would any of you consider going out with a married man?  Be careful with your answer, my wife is sitting beside me.

  • How many of you are single?  Who is the horniest?

  • What is it like to be so fabulous?

  • Is the drummer single?

  • Does singing improve your sex life?

  • Who is the most agreeable in your group, and who is the most demanding?

  • Who is the “battiest?”

  • What can you suggest to keep the honeymoon from never ending?

  • What are the ingredients in Derby Pie?

  • Why do women over forty go crazy?

  • Do you girls fool around?

  • How many times a week do you hang upside down?

  • Is it true what they say about sex with Batman?

  • Do you realize that “BATS” is “STAB” spelled backward?

  • What is the difference between a good girl and a BAT girl?

  • Boxers, briefs, or thongs?

  • The Bats look so young—what is your secret?

  • If your husband died, would you date older men, younger men, richer men, or me?

  • Susan Thomas sure is sexy!  Is she available?

  • Is Susan wearing panties?

  • How much plastic surgery have you all had done, and who is the doctor?

  • HOW DID IT COME TO PASS THAT YOU ARE ALL SO FREAKIN’ BEAUTIFUL?

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